Dear Effective Altruism community,
We are thrilled to announce that Bodhi Kosher Vegetarian Restaurant—a historic estate near Canal Street, serving delicious vegan dim sum since 2018—has been selected as the location for a new EA NYC community center! Effective altruism is all about maximizing the impact of our actions to help others. And what better way to do that than by owning a restaurant?
The restaurant is in the process of being established as a convening center to run workshops and meetings that bring together people to think seriously about how to address important issues. We believe that the cooperative process of deciding on shared dim sum dishes, the dynamic nature of lazy susan tables[1], and the abundance of potent black tea, together foster a collaborative and creative environment key to solving the world's most pressing problems.
EA NYC already runs dozens of events in the restaurant per year (disproportionately in the back right corner, though sometimes near the front door), and we saw several reasons a venue purchase could be valuable for both increasing the number and quality of impactful events, and potentially saving—or even generating!—some money:
- Excellent value for services (such as a full plate of vegetable BBQ meat for only $8.95)
- Ideal location (in the heart of Lower Manhattan, easily accessible for EA NYC staff and community members[2])
- Existing menu can be optimized to ensure maximum nutritional value per dollar spent
- Both small and large tables available (to accommodate a variety of event sizes)
- Warm atmosphere (especially near the kitchen)
- Access to unique forecasting technologies (free fortune cookies with each meal!)
- We have carefully vetted our fortune supplier to eliminate any morally dubious subcontractors and will not be using whatever company made these:
- Healthy work/community culture (supported by the fortune cookies!):
The vision is modeled on traditional specialist conference centres, e.g. Oberwolfach, The Rockefeller Foundation Bellagio Center, the Brocher Foundation, and Whytham Abbey - but with a New York City twist. Unlike the aforementioned conference centres, ours will have the advantage of generating additional revenue through existing, robust dine-in and take-out business. We will also spell it “center,” because we live in the United States.
The purchase was made from a large grant made specifically for this. There was no money from FTX or affiliated individuals or organizations. Just trust us on this, okay?
When Open Philanthropy surveyed ~200 people involved or interested in longtermist work, they found that many had been strongly influenced by in-person events they’d attended, particularly ones where people relatively new to dim sum came into contact with a dozen or more dishes in one meal. Many developed a taste for textured vegetable protein, which we believe with 80% credence will extend into the far-future. (Some other data and our general experiences in the space are largely supportive of this too, including the popularity of Manhattan vegan chain Beyond Sushi as a venue for EA NYC subgroup meetings.)
We understand that some members of the community may have concerns about the acquisition of a restaurant and its alignment with effective altruism principles. However, we want to assure everyone that this decision was not taken lightly. We carefully evaluated Bodhi's track record and business practices—pursuing third-party vetting by esteemed venture capital company Sequoia Capital—and found that it aligns with our values, mission, and EVPM (expected value profit margins).
We also spent a lot of time contemplating the vibe, and considering whether gathering in this vegan dim sum restaurant would inspire us to think about the wellbeing of those in the far future.[3]
We want to take this opportunity to address some of the recent conversations around effective altruism and castles. When we decided to undertake this project, we also considered the purchase of the White Castle in Jersey City, New Jersey.[4] Ultimately, we decided that the local stock of castles left something to be desired.
We are confident that Bodhi Kosher Vegetarian Restaurant will be an excellent choice for the EA NYC community center, and we invite everyone to come and check it out for themselves.
The closing documents were signed today, April 1st! And we invite you to our next monthly EA NYC community dim sum social on April 14!
Sincerely,
The Effective Altruism NYC Team
Acknowledgments: The authors are deeply indebted to the hardworking staff of Bodhi Kosher Vegetarian Restaurant, who have welcomed us time and again, and have served us so many wonderful meals. We also thank EA NYC board member Jacob Eliosoff for introducing us to Bodhi, EA NYC community coordinator Alex Rahl Kaplan for arranging countless events at Bodhi, ChatGPT for its contributions to this post, and the several serious and thoughtful EA Forum comments we plagiarized and parodized herein.
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It is no secret that interior design choices, particularly highly inspirational tables, are an important part of mitigating x-risk. There is documented evidence they have “a pretty large effect on good conversations happening” when they “hit the right balance of being visually interesting without being too distracting while also being functional.” What is more functional than a lazy susan? We are pleased to announce that three large lazy-susan-equipped tables, each capable of seating 12 effective altruists and approximately two dozen small share plates, come complimentary with our restaurant acquisition.
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Canal Street MTA locations often have propped exit doors, allowing non-risk-averse, cost-conscious EAs to access local stops while saving on the $2.75 fare.
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It totally did.
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Another historic property, known for their delectable, tiny veggie burgers.
Insiders know that EA NYC has ambitious plans to sprout a whole network of Bodhi restaurants. To those who might criticize this blossoming "bodhi count," let's not indulge in shaming their gastronomic promiscuity. After all, spreading delicious vegan dim sum and altruism is something we can all savour.
We wouldn't be the first uh, social movement to spread our message via BBQ seitan.